Its a bit silly. Needs some work but let me know if it is worth working on please.
Fankoo in advance.
A man is in the pub trying desperately to chat up someone to take home with him.
He spots a woman he has not tried before. He saunters over.
Him
(Winks) Hello there gorgeous
Her
(Dirty look) Bye!
Him
I saw you from across the bar.
Her
Yep. See yer.
Him
I said to myself, I have to have her. (Hiccups))
Her
Chou, tara,, laters
Him
So you are interested but not just yet. (Burps)
Her
(Seething) No I am not
Him
You said laters.(Cheeky grin) That means bye for now.
Her
(Exasperated) Look, let me explain it to you in a more abrupt fashion. F**k off.
Him
(Pouts) That’s not very nice. I thought you were classy. A little overweight. (Hiccups). A tad on the VERY ugly side, but classy.
Her
(Deep sigh) Ok look I will ask nicely. Please f**k off & leave us alone. Thank you much.
Him
Right ok. I will come back in say (Looks at his watch) 30 minutes.
Her
No don’t come back at all.
Him
(Shrugs) Okay I will stay. (Pulls up a chair)
Her
(Stands up & raises her voice) Look freak. You are so wasting your time. I would rather shag my mate (points to her friend).
Him
(Winks 4 times) I don’t mind watching.
Her
I don’t want you here. Move.
Him.
(Moves his chair a bit) There is that better.
Her
No it is not far enough. Move it to the other side of the bar.
Him
(Takes the chair off then comes back). Is that better. (Points to the chair)
Her
(To her friend) Right lets go.
Him
Ok I will just get my coat.
Cut to 6 months later.
There is a wedding.
Him
I do.
Her
I don’t
Him
You hate me?
Her
I do.
Vicar
I now pronounce you man & wife.
