Quote: Kent Pete @ July 24, 2007, 1:02 AMSorry but saying you haven't seen Annie Hall is like saying you haven't heard "The Queen is Dead " album. Please see it and if you haven't..please hear it.
Well I check both of those boxes. Might keep an eye out for Annie Hall, but I doubt I'll go looking.
Oh Aaron...I can feel...the soil falling over my head.
Oh I love Woody Allen. I can't remember whether it was this year or last year, but he came down to Brighton and played a show with his jazz group. There was no comedy, just music, but I wish I had gone simply to catch a glimpse of him.
What crap. I haven't laughed at any of these "jokes".
Well, we are not Woody Allen. You might want to hear him say them.
Don't sit on the fence with this one Dave 
Quote: Leevil @ August 19, 2007, 12:54 PMDon't sit on the fence with this one Dave
Now THAT'S funny! 
And there's a law in New York State etc.
The Moose - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmnLRVWgnXU
(Sure, this gets mixed reviews but it is one of my favourites)
I like the bit he does about when he was kidnapped as a child
"...as an immense charm bracelet"
I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
-What are you doing Saturday night?
-Committing suicide
-How about Friday?
My granny never bought me gifts, she was too busy being raped by Cossacks.
Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex (But Was Afraid to Ask) seemed to be what you expect from a Woody Allen picture. Small Time Crooks seemed less intellectual fare. Everyone rates Broadway Danny Rose, don't they?
Enough with the guilt already, are you Jewish or something?