Man 1 - Welcome to the Growth Factory the governments initiative to get the country out of recession. We have decided to try a new runway, longer high speed rail track and more wind farms. Does anyone have more ideas?
Man 2 - How about we turn Scotland into a car park for England?
Woman 1 - What about the Scottish people?
Man 2 - We build a new Scotland where Northern Ireland is
Woman 1 - What about
Man 1 - (Interrupting) Don't bother he won't get it. (To MAN 2) I'll make a note of that
Man 2 - (Proud) I helped
Woman 1 - How about a tax on tiny beards? We can tax Richard Branson, Noel Edmunds and Anne Robinson
Man 1 - Not bad. Anything else?
Man 2 - Lower pay for MPs
Woman 1 - What? You may as well introduce a twat tax!
Man 1 - The point of this is to make the lives of other people shit not ours? Come on you can do it
Man 2 - Erm (Thinking)
Woman 1 - Dig deep!
Man 2 - How.About We (Thinking) attack the poor?
WOMAN 1 and MAN 2 cheer and are very proud
Man 1 - He's got it. He's finally got it
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