Woman 1 - "Why some people are prejudiced against jews?" Not the motto on the new John Galliano shirts, but a question on a GCSE religious studies exam. To justify this is exam board representative Robert Berry. Robert what do you think of the public reaction to this?
Robert - It's ridiculous. You should see some of the other questions we've set
Woman 1 - So you're defence is you've done worse? That's like a murder suspect saying "you think that's bad you should have seen my last victim!"
Robert - It's all political
Woman 1 - That's what you think of the response?
Robert - No that was a question on our music exam about the Eurovision song contest
Woman 1 - So what other questions are worse?
Robert - Erm World War 2 a practical joke that got out of hand. Discuss. You can pass our French exams if instead of writing in French you just write in English but in capital letters. For PE exam we have kids the watch an England match and at random points shout stuff like "that could have been me if it weren't for this knee"
Woman 1 - Aren't the point of the exams to prepare the kids for the world?
Robert -That's what we're doing. Since the recession there's not jobs for anyone so these kids will spend they're days in the pub talking shit. That's what we're preparing them for. The government are getting behind us on this one
Woman 1 -That's a great way to get the country out of recession
Robert - You mean by increasing alcohol and crisps sales?
Woman 1 -No the coalition never succeed with initiatives at least this way when they fall the result will be employed t-total youths
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