KI Kim Jong Un's titles

AIDEYou've got some new titles. You are now Supreme leader Kim Jong Un, First Secretary of the workers party, Supreme Commander of the people's Army-

KIM JONG UNBoring. I want some good titles, some titles that mean something to the world.

AIDELike what?

KIM JONG UNPope.

AIDEPope?

KIM JONG UNPope. Pope Kim Jong Un.

AIDEOkay, I mean, we're a world force in religious oppression so 'Pope' is entirely appropriate. So that's Supreme leader, First Secretary, Supreme Commander, Pope-

KIM JONG UNHeavyweight Champion of the World.

AIDERight, you know that would mean fighting one of the Klitschko brothers, both if you wanted to be undisputed.

KIM JONG UNOh just cut some footage of any famous North Korean boxer winning a championship. No one will notice

AIDEYeah, I'll just go to the extensive library of great North Korean boxing championships.

KIM JONG UNDon't be sarcastic. The Peoples democratic republic of North Korea hates sarcasm as much as-

AIDEOrganised religion? So that's Kim Jong Un, Supreme Leader-

KIM JONG UNDarth... Jong Un.

AIDEFine, whatever, good. Darth Jong Un, Supreme leader, First Secretary, Pope, Heavyweight Champion of the World.

KIM JONG UNAnd Godfather of Soul

AIDEI quit.

I liked this, especially the Godfather of Soul ending

Godfather of Seoul, good. It's a rum do that neither the Chinese, the Americans nor the South Koreans want to rescue this wretched country.

I like this, Trinder.

The tone feels spot-on to me.

Cheers

Dan

Really nice sketch, well paced and builds well off the initial idea. Top ending as well.

Just one thing I'd say for me 'Heavyweight Champion of the World' is quite a devalued title now so is there a twist in that?

Great as it is.
Nice premise, economical & funny