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And here comes one of the most controversial contenders. Son o de-bitch from North Korea.
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Yes a nation where mickey taking is punishable by 25 years of being bummed to death. May be starting at something of a disadvantage.
FX SOUND OF VERY HEAVY FOOTSTEPS CROWDS FLEEING IN TERROR
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And here comes Son look at the size of him!
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My word what a fat bastard. Aparently 2 million Koreans voluntairily starved themselves to death to feed Son. And then he ate them.
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What could these wily orientals be planning?
SON
I Eric Pickle, I big fat pig, I eat your taxes and sheet on you. Long live glorious leader Dave Cameron!
ANNOUNCER1
It's an Eric Pickle fat joke,that's poor.
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Almost as poor as a 3rd wall busting sketch with racist stereotypes of Asians.