ANNOUNCER
And now welcome to the 2012 satire olympics.
Todays it's Petes Take representing England in the all important "Big Society event"
Will this be England's first Gold?
BIG ISSUE
Big society! Big Society! Big society!
ANNOUNCER
And what a start! Ironically counterposing homlesness and calls for a more unified society.
B.F.G.
Oi'm a big friendly giant and oi'm a work of fiction, like the big society.
ANNOUNCER
Ooh fictional symbology using a well loved childrens character. Pack your bags North Korea you're going home.
NOTORIOUS B.I.G.
I may be a dead rapper but even I...
ANNOUNCER
Hang on there's been an announcement, Pete's been disallowed for taking performance enhancing substances. Swine hormones, Pete why?
PETE
I'm sorry I got into a bad crowd when I joined a swine breeding club.
ANNOUNCER
So you were a victim of
(PAUSE)
The pig society!