Drug Testing

COMMENTATOR
And now over to the Zimbabwean Olympic teams headquarters for their random drug testing.

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ATHLETE
Thanks to the United Nations innability to persuade global drug companies to permit the production of generics, we don't have any drugs.

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ATHLETE
Cough, anyone got any benelin I can borrow?

It's a runner.

What is?

I just wanted to make a small point about the UN's innability to standup to business interests.

Well its a runner as in gag and as in an athlete. I liked the joke! Just made a pun.