OLYMPICS DRUG TESTING 2
COMMENTATOR: We go now to the headquarters of the National French athletics team where random urine sampling has been taking place.
FX: GLUGGY SOUND EFFECTS OF A LIQUID BEING POURED INTO A WINE GLASS. THEN A DELICATE SIP AND A GULP THEN THE LIQUID BEING SPAT FORCIBLY OUT.
TASTER: Bleurgh! Disgusting!
Cheers Marc
I can't help feeling an OTT 'urine buff's' description of the many tastes may be funnier, especially if they shed light on the sort of pervert he really is.
'The distinct whiff of anabolic steroids is offset by the bitterness of the regret. Unless I'm very much mistaken there are distinct overtones of horse tranquilizer and a barrowful of hot lunch.'
Dan
Yes I was thinking of a quickie, but you could be right...
Maybe ending with a wry chuckle and '... and if I am not very much mistaken this particular young lady is pregnant!'
Or 'a man' 
If we use the other one first as a quickie, be nice to twist the format slightly for the runner.
Ta again
Dan
Ta to you!
I think this works well.
It's economical & the joke gets there.
I really like this one as a quickie!
And this quickie earns Marc P with the first ever writing credit for Live from Kirrin Island, featuring in this trailer for Brooklands Radio. You'll be credited in the show for all your hard work on this one
Quote: LippyAlison @ June 2 2012, 7:26 PM BSTAnd this quickie earns Marc P with the first ever writing credit for Live from Kirrin Island, featuring in this trailer for Brooklands Radio. You'll be credited in the show for all your hard work on this one
Hurrah
Quote: LippyAlison @ June 2 2012, 7:26 PM BSTAnd this quickie earns Marc P with the first ever writing credit for Live from Kirrin Island, featuring in this trailer for Brooklands Radio. You'll be credited in the show for all your hard work on this one
You're taking the piss, aren't you...?
Quote: RedZed333 @ June 2 2012, 11:51 PM BSTYou're taking the piss, aren't you...?
Well done, Marc!
Well done Marc and RedZed!
Nicely done guys - and well done Marc!
Looks like urin Marc...well done 
Quote: zooo @ June 3 2012, 12:24 AM BST
Ahhh I see. Never let it be said that I am quick off the mark.