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Poster stylings

Here's Sootyj's impersonation of certain posting stylings.

All meant in good fun and aimed at no one in particular.

1 I hate modern comedy. It's so dull and full of swearing, young people, drinking, women not knowing their place and darkies (and I suspect Jews). What happened to the good old days? Ok they weren't funny, but it made me smile to see some body call a spade a coon. And a fat brummie actor covered in bisto pretending to be an Indian before getting kicked up the arse by Windsor Davies.
And who was that comedian my mum loved Floppy hair, shouted a lot, little moustache. I think he was called Hitler, has anyone got his autograph?

2 I love wimmin and think wimmins comedy is ace. Unlike bloke comedy which is smelly and aggressive and mean. Infact I think male comedy is a form of rape.
Oh yes it is! Laughter is a way of screaming that you're being raped. Which is why no one laughs at wimmin comediennes because they're not trying to rape their audiences with their joke, penis substitutes. They can just sit there and share the lovely womenviroment. Laughter is just a cry for help!

I need a shag. Do you suppose Miranda Hart has a willy?

Quote: sootyj @ May 21 2012, 11:12 PM BST

I need a shag. Do you suppose Miranda Hart has a willy?

Is that last bit just a personal plea?

Quote: Chappers @ May 21 2012, 11:46 PM BST

Is that last bit just a personal plea?

More in hope than expectation I would think.

I drop the bar and you lot effortlessly limbo beneath it.

Quote: sootyj @ May 21 2012, 11:50 PM BST

I drop the bar and you lot effortlessly limbo beneath it.

Too profound for me (on the outside of seven cans of Stella!)

:D

A Range of Copy & paste replies to threads.

I think you'll find we already have a thread for that.
Post link to thread that although not related makes a funny point.

YWB

I know a place/thing like that it's called Critique

The BCG hit's a new low

The BCG hit's a new high

Does this really need it's own thread.

Don't say that, you'll wake Kipper up!

For a first post you seem to know a lot about people on the forum

For a first post you seem to know a lot about converting Video to DVD or MP3

Any deliberate misunderstanding of thread title

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