I went to the corner shop
then came to this forum
they had plenty of oxo cubes
but where do I store them
Absolute bloody GENIUS!! Page 2
In a storage container? well, MINE was bloody well thought out and above standard- do We ever get a 'rosette'???I will ask Zooo, would be fun if 'moders' gave 'good behaviour' badges and 'well done'
OH dear sound like I have come out of hospital, true, but, anyway 
xx
Don't give up the day job Dellas
Ta Steven, not 'measuring up' at the moment! so will cut this short.
Quote: Carlos Manwelly @ May 19 2012, 10:14 PM BSTI went to the corner shop
then came to this forum
they had plenty of oxo cubes
but where do I store them?
Poor old Manwelly,
Shoved in this forum,
Storage for Oxo?
Where else but the stockroom?
My advice is don't overstock.
Man#1: I've been working as a lift repair man.
Man#2: How's it going?
Man#1: Up and down.
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ May 31 2012, 4:20 PM BSTMan#1: I've been working as a lift repair man.
Man#2: How's it going?
Man#1: Up and down.
This joke works on so many levels.
Quote: Nogget @ May 17 2012, 9:52 AM BSTI never got to the joke shop, because I meta-joke on the way.
Lovely, lovely. 
She said , salafist , rigorist , it's same as fundamentalist .
Sorry, that was me. There were rather a few links on unrelated threads, so I deleted them and just left one, which is here.
Sorry thing thing , but she said , " je suis salafist , intergrist , rigorist . Not antechrist !!
My wife said I wasn't getting any sex unless I took her to an exclusive restaurant so I took her up the OXO Tower...
Man#1: Have you heard about traditional Japanese theatre?
Man#2: No.
Man#1: Yes.
Have you ever seen any japanese poetry?
Yes, I think I have
Although, that may have been some
thing else entirely