Absolute bloody GENIUS!!

I went to the corner shop to buy some Oxo cubes, but they were out of stock.

Should have tried the one on the square.

Quote: Marc P @ May 16 2012, 7:43 PM BST

Should have tried the one on the square.

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This one lacks dimension.

Not within my sphere - there's no point

That one works to a degree.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ May 16 2012, 7:34 PM BST

I went to the corner shop to buy some Oxo cubes, but they were out of stock.

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I went to the corner shop to buy some envelopes but they weren't open.

I went to the corner shop to buy some hosiery, but they were out of sock.

I went to the corner shop to buy a set square.

Um, maybe I didn't, it's an unlikely purchase at such an establishment unless as part of a trigonometry set.

I went to the corner shop and it was covered in lichen and I got ripped off. It was concave

It was 10 minutes before closing when I went to the corner shop to get some Durex, but they'd already split.

I never got to the joke shop, because I meta-joke on the way.

I went to the corner shop to buy a tin of evaporated milk, but it was full.

Okay so I might have ripped that one off from an old Viz letterbocks joke.

I went to the corner shop to buy girlfriend for the night but they were out of dates

I went to the corner shop but they were out of corners

I went to the corner shop for some Lino, I was floored by the price and still have'nt recovered.

There was No way I was going to get ripped off and take it laying down.