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BCG members' poems

We don't yet have a general topic for ANY poem by bcg members, so I hope this one suits.

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Here's one of mine.

CELTIC TWIST

The boy stood on the burning deck
When Dr Who had fled
At first he thought that all had gone,
But then he found a head.

The head was Bran, a mighty man
Who was the King of Britain
And though he's dead (except his head)
The boy must do his bidding

To Harlech went the magnificent seven
Among them was the boy
Full seven years, they feasted there
With songs from birds, pure joy

To Gwales was next at Royal hest
And there they had a ball
The Tardis came and in they went
Inside was like a hall

A night or two with Dr Who
And four score years go missing
I'm late says Bran; to London town
To let me do my mission

He's buried there, that none may dare
Invade this land of brave
But Arthur with his power pride
Disturbed him from his grave

As Ravens now, the magic brow
Doth still perform his mission
With Bran inside, they Tower stride
To keep the hordes from Britain

About the head, there's no more said
We know not where to search
Perhaps we'll find it's cased in lead
With Grail, in ancient church.

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Based on the Celtic legend of Bran the Blessed. http://fraktali.849pm.com/text/archive/myth/celt/mlcr/mlcr08.htm
Click the link & then go just over a third down to the section called "The Wonderful Head"

I spent too long writing this. Apologies for the lack of real structure. An ode to British Sitcom...

There is Basil Fawlty and Del Boy too,
"I don't believe it", said Victor Meldrew.
Fletch served Porridge, Arkwright served too,
"Oh Betty" said Frank, Blackadder and Thin Blue.
The Young Ones were Men Behaving Badly,
With Bottom and Brittas and My Family.
It was A Good Life, "A-ha" we would say,
Til Death Do Us Part in Royston Vasey.

When I was 2
I did me a Poo
Not on the loo

When I was 26
I had me a shit
In a water fountain
there was 4 lumps when last counting.

When I was 30
I was really dirty
I did me a poopie
On the roofy of a 10 storey flat
Wiped my bum on a hat.

Now that I am 40
I am not so naughty
The only place I do me a POO
Is in the insides of my hubbies shoe.

Thank you In advance for all the applause

My extremely bad taste but cuttingly contemporary topical poem -

There once was a man called Adam Yauch...

The link I gave above has gone. For Bran the Blessed try this one: http://www.isle-of-skye.org.uk/celtic-encyclopaedia/celt_b3.htm

BCG forum is well favoured by Google search engine; this topic was only created last night but is already listed by the search. For most web pages it can take 6 weeks or more to get listed.

Probably because it's a random sentence.

BCG members' poems - no one would normally say that!

BCG members poems

I am Sooty's willy
he really is a fake
his jokes are very silly
and he never gives me a shake.

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