As many of you or some of you or maybe none of you are aware there is a missing James Bond movie. As the movie was being filmed the studio were at pains to keep the plot a secret. Unfortunately they kept the movie so secret that when they went to release it they couldn't find it. The accompanying song was never released and has been lost to the annals of time until now.
For the first time ever, listen with your eyes to 'The Man With The Golden Nose'.
'He's got a powerful weapon with a sneeze he can blow off your toes
There is no one quite like him; The Man with the Golden Nose
He is the kind of man who welcomes a flu or a cold
For it can be worth billions when your mucus is made of gold
As a hitman he's lethal, he can strike a beetle whilst rotating on a windmill
I'd be shocked if he missed him, a woman once kissed him while he fired bullets from his nostril.
You'll never know what it's like to live on hard times
We'll never know why you leave a gold tissue at the scene of your crimes
All that we do know is that you are the man with the midas sneeze
And at your golden palace pretty girls fall at your knees
They all get a golden rose
The girls with very little clothes
He owns nine crows
When the mucus flows
His empire grows
Not much else to disclose
The man with the golden nose
He'll destroy your toes
With his golden, golden, golden nose....'
