Ah, leevil... a man of quality. Mind you, walker's up there.
Night night/bye bye Page 307
Sorry, GT, it was Curt that was leaving. Oh dear, what a mix-up! Bless my hat, lance my piles etc...
I put the qua in quality 
Hey Doc, I meant to ask you, I've been getting this pain in my knee. It started when I became an IRA informer...
Thought it might be "rent boy's knee" for a moment.
Can you get arthritis from sucking old men's cocks? I want to reassure my girlfriend.
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 4 2009, 2:04 AM BSTCan you get arthritis from sucking old men's cocks? I want to reassure my girlfriend.
Yeah, like you've got a cock, or a girlfriend, or a need a for reassurance.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 4 2009, 2:00 AM BSTSorry, GT, it was Curt that was leaving. Oh dear, what a mix-up! Bless my hat, lance my piles etc...
And I'm still watching House a day later.
Quote: Curt @ September 4 2009, 2:08 AM BSTAnd I'm still watching House a day later.
Blimey! Even I'm quicker than that at making a diagnosis.
Quote: Curt @ September 4 2009, 2:08 AM BSTAnd I'm still watching House a day later.
You need to get out of the house and watch some Garden, the Wise cracking dentist, played by Gareth Hale.
Quote: Leevil @ September 4 2009, 2:07 AM BSTDoctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
Yeah, like you've got a cock, or a girlfriend, or a need a for reassurance.
On the contrary, I'm with a lady right now. She's semi conscious. Should I or shouldn't I?
Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 4 2009, 2:10 AM BSTOn the contrary, I'm with a lady right now. She's semi conscious. Should I or shouldn't I?
Yes. Yes you should definitely draw a mustache on her.
Quote: Leevil @ September 4 2009, 2:07 AM BSTDoctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
Thank you for calling NHS Direct. If you feel like a pair of curtains, press 1. If you've got a strawberry on your head, press 2. If you think you're a dustbin, press 3...
No, you need to do a drape examination on me!
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