Someone with an addiction to eating things which FALL COMPLETELY APART AS YOU TRY TO EVEN TOUCH THEM. 
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So true!
Is that French for hot cross?
Apparently they're Turkish.
And according to my translator, it means 'growing' or 'increasing'. Which is exactly what they do when cooked.
I have a croissant knob.
Don't cook it!
Chance'd be a fine thing. Erm, I think? 
I'm not sure! 
I knocked out a wasp with a frozen baguette!
I just remembered.
Score one to me, I believe.
Take that wasps!
Quote: zooo @ August 10 2008, 1:11 AM BSTI knocked out a wasp with a frozen baguette!
I just remembered.
Score one to me, I believe.
Take that wasps!
All hail out exalted leader! 
Quote: ian_w @ August 10 2008, 1:08 AM BSTI have a croissant knob.
That is really quite disturbing.
Quote: ian_w @ August 10 2008, 1:08 AM BSTI have a croissant knob.
Does it crumble away if you grip it too tightly?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 10 2008, 1:23 AM BSTDoes it crumble away if you grip it too tightly?
It does. Then I can't open the door 
You open the door with yours? I'm impressed!
He normally shoves it through the letter box.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 10 2008, 1:27 AM BSTYou open the door with yours? I'm impressed!
Quote: zooo @ August 10 2008, 1:29 AM BSTHe normally shoves it through the letter box.
You knew it was me???
I know, it's a sight to see first thing in the morning amongst the papers!