Quote: Badge @ April 29 2012, 5:04 PM BSTI'm presuming you mean someone who uses phrases like "you're a bit of a twat" and "f**k off"?
No I mean the person who was asking to be called a t**t. Now who could that have been...? 
Sitcom Setting. Page 6
Quote: Marriot Hughes @ April 29 2012, 5:07 PM BSTYou know, if it was possible to do it there's a lot of potential. Forummers - Four people logged online in four wildly different situations, reacting to noobs and each other in a split screen fast switching style. Probably not sustainable for half hour, but as a three minute sketch?
I'm sure there was something a few years ago that attempted this. Maybe just a pilot? Can't remember what on earth it was called though.
Quote: Marriot Hughes @ April 29 2012, 5:09 PM BSTNo I mean the person who was asking to be called a t**t. Now who could that have been...?
But according to the OP that was Lazzard, and you werent referring to Lazzard. This internet thing is darned confusing!
If of course you were saying I was asking to be called a twat, why don't you just say so? It's a very open and honest forum you know. 
Quote: Marriot Hughes @ April 29 2012, 5:09 PM BSTNo I mean the person who was asking to be called a t**t. Now who could that have been...?
Can I have a guess?
Ooh, are we playing twat bingo? First to get called a twat four times on all threads from start of this thread wins. Badge currently although unjustly in the lead with one
Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 29 2012, 5:09 PM BSTReally, if you can't think of a setting and you want to write, you're in trouble before you've really started. It shouldn't be so difficult.
Some people need a little prompting from time to time. You must be very lucky to find everything so easy.
Quote: Badge @ April 29 2012, 5:17 PM BSTBut according to the OP that was Lazzard, and you werent referring to Lazzard. This internet thing is darned confusing!
If of course you were saying I was asking to be called a twat, why don't you just say so? It's a very open and honest forum you know.
Apologies to Lazzard, of course. And yes, I meant 'is asking to be called' not 'was asking'. Hope this helps!
Does this mean I'm up to two on the bingo? We need a ruling!
Though I wish Marriot would just call me a twat directly and be done with it.
Quote: Marriot Hughes @ April 29 2012, 8:31 PM BSTSome people need a little prompting from time to time. You must be very lucky to find everything so easy.
It can be a curse. 
Quote: Badge @ April 29 2012, 8:40 PM BSTDoes this mean I'm up to two on the bingo? We need a ruling!
Nope, official twat bingo rules state that one must be called a twat by four different posters in four different posts before one can shout 'Twat Bingo'
I will note the earlier 'f**k off' directed at you in case of a draw
I thought "twat? bingo!" was what you shout when kicking Danny Dyer up the chuff?
Badge you Twat
Are you still winning?
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ April 29 2012, 9:17 PM BSTBadge you Twat
Are you still winning?
I've only had one direct twat and a f**k off for the tie break I'm afraid.
Back to the point, a train station!
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ April 29 2012, 9:17 PM BSTBadge you Twat
Are you still winning?
Ha, people may want to consider that they'll have to share their winnings if faux nonchalant twattery takes place
Goodnight Twats whoever you are.
Apology accepted.
I shall now remove 'twat' from my pompous CV.