http://www.cadburyicecreamland.com/html/legal/golden-lolly-joke-competition
So you think you're funny do ya you clown?
Well are you lolly stick funny?
Lolly stick gags
I used to love those!
http://dessau.standard.co.uk/2012/04/twitter-titters-to-make-lots-of-lolly-.html
and here's some more info from the Standard Evening
"Whys Arnie popular as a pantomime horse, "I'll be back"
Why did the bottle blond cry? Her hair dyed.
I saw this on Twitter and dusted off my cracker jokes portfolio. A home for them at last. 
Nothing in the t's and c's about number of entries allowed - surely it can only be a certain amount per person?
Quote: Alan O'Brien @ April 26 2012, 11:42 PM BSTNothing in the t's and c's about number of entries allowed - surely it can only be a certain amount per person?
I'm sure it originally said only 3 entries per person but that seems to be missing from their website now, so I guess tweet as many as you can!
What did the vodka drinker say to the karate kid?
Smirn off, smirn on, smirn off, smirn on.
>_<
So this can only be entered via twitter then?
That joke should be entered like a 50p hooker on match night.
I suppose these lolly gags have to be geared towards a younger audience, given that they are the ones who read the stick.
Don't bother tweeting your dog rape gags Sootyj.
Nigel those weren't jokes.
THey were desperate pleas for you to stop.
Battersea Dogs Home has taken out a contract on your life.
Quote: sootyj @ April 27 2012, 10:48 AM BSTNigel those weren't jokes.
THey were desperate pleas for you to stop.
Battersea Dogs Home has taken out a contract on your life.
Well, if that's not terrierism I don't know what is.
Osama bin smacked around the nose for widdling on the carpet
Bit of a Mary Celeste feel to the goldenlollyjoke page now - would have thought they'd at least have posted a message since the comp ended ...
Yep well I is a contender along with Shandonbelle and Lee so no reigning on my parade.
As I believe Liz said to Charles.
I entered about fifteen jokes into this competition.