Comedy World Record Attempt Get Involved

Hey People

I help run the Jolly Rogers comedy club!! and we are attempting to break a world record for the longest comedy perfomance by multiple comedians. Have to beat 3 days and 9 hours so we are going to do it for one week straight!! It will start on may the 13th and end on the 20th, In the High Chelmer Shopping Centre, Chelmsford. We already have so much backing from companies and lots of comedians coming down. would anyone be inetersted in lending a hand, coming down or donating anything ....including chairs! The last place to hold the record was the laugh factory in america and we thought it would be brilliant if some brits broke it in a shopping centre!!!

For more details please go to our face book page: http://www.facebook.com/events/348429578527358/
Or Contact:
Colesd@hotmail.co.uk or Michaelremick@hotmail.co.uk

Thanks

Michael Remick & Daz Coles

Quote: Jolly Roger @ April 25 2012, 1:56 PM BST

Hey People

I help run the Jolly Rogers comedy club!! and we are attempting to break a world record for the longest comedy perfomance by multiple comedians. Have to beat 3 days and 9 hours so we are going to do it for one week straight!! It will start on may the 13th and end on the 20th, In the High Chelmer Shopping Centre, Chelmsford. We already have so much backing from companies and lots of comedians coming down. would anyone be inetersted in lending a hand, coming down or donating anything ....including chairs! The last place to hold the record was the laugh factory in america and we thought it would be brilliant if some brits broke it in a shopping centre!!!

For more details please go to our face book page: http://www.facebook.com/events/348429578527358/
Or Contact:
Colesd@hotmail.co.uk or Michaelremick@hotmail.co.uk

Thanks

Michael Remick & Daz Coles

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So you're running 24 hours around the clock for a week? Who are the lucky people doing the 5am slots?

Quote: David Bussell @ April 25 2012, 2:10 PM BST

So you're running 24 hours around the clock for a week? Who are the lucky people doing the 5am slots?

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Frank Skinner with any luck!

I feel like this is going to be the clause that gives you the most problems...

5. All comedians should be of proficient standard. We define this as the comedians having 20 professional (paid) credits in a comedy club, theatre or bar and at least one years experience since their first paid gig. This would have to be proved before they take part in the event. - We will have to give everybody a sheet to provide details of previous performances referances etc.

Thanks Roger

I'm going for the Guiness book of records attempt at ignoring pointless comedy events, organised by people with no interest in comedy.

By ignoring this one I'm upto 2,345,679

Now just to attend "it'll be all white on the night" for the help the albinos trust.

To be fair, he did say they were raising money for charity, so it's not just for the sake of breaking a record.

Yeh deleted intemperate thread (hint)

Oh I dunno I just find what you pointed out earlier, that most of these threads involve

"help our fundraise by reccomending comedians funnier and more succesful than yourselves"

Quote: Jolly Roger @ April 25 2012, 1:56 PM BST

I help run the Jolly Rogers comedy club!! and we are attempting to break a world record for the longest comedy perfomance by multiple comedians. It will start on may the 13th and end on the 20th, In the High Chelmer Shopping Centre

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A shopping mall open at pub chucking out time, on a Friday and Saturday night, is a recipe for disaster. Someone's gonna get raped. 'Jolly Rogered' if you will. The only thing broken will be a few windows, as opportunist thieves run riot in Argos.

Ok Don for once you got a laugh out loud from me.

Thats a very funny economic piece of writing.

Thank you for your negative coments that is really helpful!! We are doing this as a part of a festival that happens in our city. We run Comedy nights around essex and we thought what the hell lets give this a go. PLEASE stop pointing out obvious problems because funny enough we know them all!!

We are starting on a sunday to avoid drunken idiots and also we are having security through out the night.

I think you misunderstood the purpose of this message we asked "does any one want to get involved" NOT "does any want to be an utter arse"

so from now on a simple YES or NO would be nice

Hugs and kisses

Jolly Rogers Comedy Club

......(waiting for pointless witty remarks)

Quote: Jolly Roger @ April 26 2012, 12:38 PM BST

......(waiting for pointless witty remarks)

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Are you sure you're in the right business?

Jolly Roger is right guys - don't be dicks... and back off with unhelpful comments.

NO

Quote: Jolly Roger @ April 26 2012, 12:38 PM BST

so from now on a simple YES or NO would be nice

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Just trying to be nice. Not only am I keeping this thread alive by bumping it up but I'm doing so in a way that doesn't insult everyone on the BCG because they poked fun at a World Record Comedy Attempt.

Oh, I forgot, it's for 'charity' - everyone bow down and show unbelieveable reverence in a quasi-religious fashion or forever be condemned as a paedo or whatever. Hopefully one day, I will do something nice for charity and then I can lord it over people and insult them to their faces, for I will be an untouchable God incapable of sin.

Based on Jolly Roger's serious reaction, I'm sure the Chelmsford Shopping Mall Comedy Festival will be a non-stop laugh riot secure event.

I'm running a similar 24/7 record attempt.

Actually my one involves; me, 3000 gags 118 rejected, the Circle Line and 40 cans of redbull.