Quickie

Just though of this now but I'm imagining it being said by Les Dawson or Bob Monkhouse...has it been done?

I had a nightmare last night, I was starring in a sex film with the mother in law dressed in a karate suit...it was called Enter The Dragon.

Were you in the Lotus Position?

Not a bad joke but maybe a bit clumsy.

Maybe

Madonna plays a prossie with a black belt in karate in her next movie
Its called Enter the Dragon

Good one

I was getting at the mother in law thing, the wording's a bit unsteady I think, yeah.

Yours was almost there, but I think the most important thing with a joke is it should be fast and unambiguos.

Maybe

I thought I was borrowing a martial arts DVD from the parents in law
Turns out enter the dragon is what her dad calls their sex tape.

Variaitons on a theme

Or

I thought my father in law was a martial arts fan till I found out Enter The Dragon was his codeword for sex with the wife.

Nowthat's nice

Better of the two I think. Now I'm critiquing myself, is there such a word??

I bought a DVD of Enter The Dragon the other day, but it turned out to be a Welsh porno. Still, on the upside, I did get volume two for free: Plugging The Leek.

What do Bruce Lee and a leek have in common? both need a good chop.

I was trying to make "at it like rarebits" work, but I couldn't. That's pretty much my knowledge of Welsh culture used up, now.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ April 21 2012, 12:08 AM BST

I thought my father in law was a martial arts fan till I found out Enter The Dragon was his codeword for sex with the wife.

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That.

All variations made me laugh

My father in law had a video of Enter the Dragon

I thought he was a martial arts fan

I watched it

Turns out he's a fan of the marital arts.