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Quote: AngieBaby @ April 19 2012, 9:28 PM BST

Hey AJ,

glad to see you've got your computer situ sorted!

As for fake boobies, I think the mistake most men make is they always go for a big boulder-holder type bra, you know, the type they sell in BHS. maybe try a thinner strap for a more realistic look.

My understanding of chicken fillets is they need to be placed under the breast, to push it up, but if your guy is slim he might not have a convincing cleavage, might be best to avoid low cut tops.

I;m curious though as to why you're using a man in drag and not casting a big breasted woman? I hope this isn't political correctness gone mad?!

Hola Ange,

have borrowed someone else's computer, have handed mine over to people who looked reasonably techy and will be paying over 300 quid to get it fixed. Extreme sad face.

Ta for advice, he is slim so thinking probably best if he borrows one of my bras and we pad it, although I had a look for fillets and they seem to be more expensive the bigger they are which is discriminatory, no?! Only technically discriminating against women with larger breasts who lend their bras to blokes, but discrimination nonetheless.

It's a man in drag because I wrote it specifically for him to perform.

Quote: zooo @ April 19 2012, 9:32 PM BST

I bet those transvestite shops that sell man sized dresses and big high heeled shoes sell very convincing padded bras for dudes. :)

Quote: AngieBaby @ April 19 2012, 9:38 PM BST

I've just remembered there was a tranny shop along from the first Euston meet up, I'm sure they'd do a lovely line in lingerie.

I was hoping to not have to spend much money as it's only going to be worn a couple of times. I tried to convince the actor that he's a secret transvestite and should invest in a proper wardrobe but sadly tis not so

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