Mr & Mrs D

Still playing around with my denture couple...

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MR AND MRS DENTURE ARE LYING IN BED

MRS DENTURE
I've been meaning to tell you something darling.

MR DENTURE
You found the peppermint floss? Where??

MRS DENTURE
You and I both know you ate the last of that.

MR DENTURE
I was only trying to get rid of the taste of that cheapo mouthwash they started using...mmm peppermint.

MRS DENTURE
Never mind that, I wanted to tell you that you're going to be...

MR DENTURE
Left floating in the stewed tea overnight again cos he can't be arsed to get a bulb for his side of the bed?

MRS DENTURE
No, you're going to be...

MR DENTURE
Late for work tomorrow cos he's been on the Toffo's again?

MRS DENTURE
You're going to be......... a dad!

MR DENTURE
What....the chitter chatter of tiny teeth??...why didn't you just say?

Are they dentures or people?

It's nice enough but feels closer to an extract from a larger scene than an actual sketch.

Well you do get baby teeth it's true

Quote: sootyj @ April 19 2012, 8:05 AM BST

Are they dentures or people?

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Denture people

Are they going to have a gay friend?

Are you offering?

I would be the wisdom tooth

Well in that case I'm left with an opening for a Mr Toothy Fruiti.

If you have an opening I suggest you see a dentist quickly!

You can't handle the tooth!

Really like your denture people, what an odd little world you've created

Did you do any more of that cash machine/went blank series? Would be nice to have Mr and Mrs D wander into one of those for a wee cameo

Thanks AJGO, I may well try that