British Comedy Guide

You Know Where to Come.. Page 2

OK ... what the heck is this bit about?

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Woman 1:
What about coconuts? Do you sell ‘em?

SHE GOES NOSE TO NOSE WITH HIM

Woman 1:
How much. For your coconuts?

Assistant:
This is an electrical retailer –

P.OV ASSISTANT, THE WOMAN’S FACE AGAINST THE LENS OF THE CAMERA.

Woman:
What about mice? Do – you – sell – mice?

Assistant:
Look, you should have purchased an extended warranty. End of the day it’s peace of mind..

SFX: LOW, HAUNTING STRINGS. CUT TO THE WOMAN’S EYES NARROWING WITH RAGE.
DISSOLVE TO SOMEONE OFF SCREEN PULLING A BLOOD SPATTERED WHITE SHEET OVER THE HEAD OF THE ASSISTANT, P.O.V THE ASSISTANT.
THE SCREEN GOES BLACK.
CUT BACK TO THE TWO WOMEN AT THE TABLE.

Woman 2:
You really shouldn’t have ripped his knob off..

FADE WITH THE SOUND OF POLICE SIRENS.

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Totally beats me!!!

If you don't want to explain it then fair enough ... but I've read through the whole thing six or seven times now, looking for 'hidden meanings', and still haven't got it!

I get it Fred.
However if I look at all your other stuff it pales in comparison.
Take it away & put your stamp on it. Right now. :)
Dont get rid.
Just stamp it.

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