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Quote: David Chapman @ July 12, 2007, 8:18 PM

I remember this happening when I was young. Apparently it's something to do with puberty.

have none of you reached that yet???????

LOL!

See Mr Chapmans signature for response.

;)

Quote: Ginger Jesus @ July 12, 2007, 9:48 PM

See Mr Chapmans signature for response.

Who's he?

A gentleman and a scholar.

Wave

I dreamt last night that I was walking somewhere in the country and there this was this lovely green dog. I was convinced it belonged to Eamon Holmes (although I couldn't think of his name at the time. Clearly him I had in mind though) but everyone said it belonged to Jim Bowen.

Smashing, super, great, but you get nothing for two in a bed.

I dreamt last night that a gypsy was trying to read Jimmy Carr's palm but she sadly failed as he had his penis in it.

Don't get me wrong.

The holocaust was diabolical beyond belief.

But at least the unfortunates who were wasting away to their deaths there were spared the atrocity of having to watch Jimmy Carr on television.

Don't get me wrong.

I am an open minded liberal who defends the right of any so-called comedians to dig their own graves.

But I will never understand why such gypsy abusers are allowed to get away with some sort of image of standing out.

Gypsies are individuals with mothers and fathers and children.

In contrast, their millionaire haters, whose mothers sadly died too young for them not to take their anger out on vulnerables, could be any bland ignorant old twat who walks around with a shopping trolley in Tescos.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 15th February 2022, 7:03 PM

Don't get me wrong.

I am an open minded liberal who defends the right of any so-called comedians to dig their own graves.

But I will never understand why such gypsy abusers are allowed to get away with some sort of image of standing out.

Gypsies are individuals with mothers and fathers and children1.

In contrast, their millionaire haters, whose mothers sadly died too young for them not to take their anger out on vulnerables, could be any bland ignorant old twat who walks around with a shopping trolley in Tescos.

Was this your dream?

I have a recurring dream about Melanie C. My psychologist says it represents my innermost desires. For Melanie C.

Lol, I used to have two recurring dreams, one where lions were chasing me and the other my car was always stolen.
Looked em both up. Both conclusions were 'my life is out of control.
Rock steady Eddie here is out of control.

I have a recurring dream where Melanie C feeds me beer and kebabs in a pink dress. No idea why I'm wearing that.

A pink nighty in a rubber room more likely.

Quote: Chappers @ 15th February 2022, 9:40 PM

Was this your dream?

Not exactly. It was associated with my dream as all of my posts are relevant to the threads upon which I post.

My dream as you have asked me is that I can teach world to sing in perfect harmony by building it a home, furnishing it with love, growing apple trees and honey bees and snow white turtle doves. Which as with everything I am as a person is unusually reasonable.

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