British Comedy Guide

Things that make you laugh. Page 2

Oh wow, how did I not think of that? :)

I gotta agree with Ben. It's not a um nasty piece of graffiti.

Maybe I'm just having an angry day and don't like homophobes for once. :)

I always laugh at being shortchanged at shops.
because the people at the till always smile like it's a joke.
Which it is.
You either can't add up, or are trying to con me.
Both of which make me laugh.

OR IT'S A MISTAKE AND THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO SMILE THROUGH THEIR HORRIBLE DAYS.

Okay. I'm gonna...calm down now.

For the record I always smile back.
It's just happened to me 4 times in the last three days.
Just glad I check my change

YOU WOULD LEAVE HER FOR THAT!

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You have to laugh!

Quote: roscoff @ April 7 2012, 9:49 PM BST

YOU WOULD LEAVE HER FOR THAT!

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You have to laugh!

Well, unless you're into necrophilia, I don't think it's an issue.

YOU CARE ABOUT MORE THAN JUST LOOKS? YOU MONSTER!

Who me?

:|

Charles.

YOU WOULD RATHER BE WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE THAN SOMEONE YOU DON'T LOVE BUT IS A BIT PRETTIER? YOU MADMAN...

Etc.

Was Diana's coffin Y shaped? Can't remember . . .

:O .Not a laugh

I had to laugh at a bloke doing the most awful job ever of chatting up two women next to us at drinks the other week. He was listing his more and more ridiculous list of current girlfriends that obviously he could be with at that very moment if he hadn't deigned to chat up these women, and seemed surprised the women weren't fawning over him. I had to hide my face when I started crying with laughter after he produced his ultimate chat-up line, 'Yeah, I have boyfriends too. The last one was gorgeous. He's dead now.'

I inhaled a lung full of nitrous oxide, I had to laugh.

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