Sketch Two of Conspiracy Man.
Talking to mate down the pub.Conspiracy Man,aka Jeff, is discussing banks with his long suffering mate Bill.
Jeff: " You don't still keep your money in a bank do you Bill ?. Christ, how naive are you ? .It's well known banks are siphoning off our money bit by bit and using it to fund extreme right wing activities in the developing world . I took all mine out last week. Your'e a mug mate, a mug "
Bill; [ reading back page of newspaper, uninterested in Jeff's speach, not looking up from papaer says ] :" Right , where do you keep it now ?"
Jeff : [ touching tip of nose knowingly ] : "That's for me to know mate OK, Let's just say its safer than yours in the bank right ."
Next Scene...Jeff ringing the Police.[ looks desperate ]
Jeff : " Yes officer, I'm ringing to report a burglarly "
Jeff [ responding to question by police ] " Nine thousand, six hundred and eighty pounds and fifty five pence "