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Does this make me a racist? Page 4

Dear Readers' Digest,
Back when I was a younger man. I worked at
asda, a Polish girl said her cat couldn't eat
certain cat-food because it had a throat problem.
I said, get some cans of tuna.
She said, no, not cancer tumour, throat problem.

Oh how we laughed.

Laughing out loud Teary Laughing out loud

I read that 2 out of 3 of the children born in London in 2010 had foreign parents.

Quote: catskillz @ April 6 2012, 7:27 PM BST

I read that 2 out of 3 of the children born in London in 2010 had foreign parents.

I read that 2 out of 3 coloureds are good dancers, rhythmic Lord-fearing folks.

Quote: JackDaniels2 @ April 6 2012, 11:13 PM BST

I read that 2 out of 3 coloureds are good dancers, rhythmic Lord-fearing folks.

I take it you're accusing me of being racist towards the immigrants? Nah, I know they're not to blame for the excessive amounts of immigration into the country. I could go into detail about who is responsible, and why they engineered the whole thing, but you probably wouldn't believe me. One thing I will say though, is they ain't "coloured".

Is it JFK?

I think it was Abraham Lincoln who once said, "A house divided against itself cannot stand".

Quote: AJGO @ April 5 2012, 11:51 PM BST

Laughing out loud Teary Laughing out loud

Again those emoticons ressemble a guy waking up on a coach to find himself between the Chuckle Brothers with his flys undone.

Quote: catskillz @ April 7 2012, 11:12 AM BST

I take it you're accusing me of being racist towards the immigrants? Nah, I know they're not to blame for the excessive amounts of immigration into the country. I could go into detail about who is responsible, and why they engineered the whole thing, but you probably wouldn't believe me. One thing I will say though, is they ain't "coloured".

New World Order? Illuminati? Bilderbergs?

Quote: JackDaniels2 @ April 6 2012, 11:13 PM BST

I read that 2 out of 3 coloureds are good dancers, rhythmic Lord-fearing folks.

JackDaniels2 has lumped all the immigrants together as one race. How racist is that?

;)

Well they're all part of the human race.

The only race where there are no losers.

Because everyone's a winner in the human race.

Quote: sootyj @ April 7 2012, 3:07 PM BST

Because everyone's a winner in the human race.

Except ironically, Michael Winner.

;) Calm down dear!

The Polish aren't a race as far as I was aware, so in answer to the original question: NO.

Sooty, you and I both know that your a raving racist :)
It's ok, these days you just get hissed, booed, murdered and then killed again for it.

Nah hon, your not a racist, you just don't like foreigners in your country. Xxxx :)

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