Better or worse than 10 o'clock live's version?
COME DAVE WITH ME
(VOICEOVER IS COME DINE WITH ME'S DAVE LAMB)
V/O:The end of an interesting evening. The starter was a hit but after the disaster with the main course one diner was left, quite literally, with egg on their face. So how will the guests rate their experience?
GUEST1:It was a hugely enjoyable evening. He was a charming host and the wine he chose was exquisite. I'm going to give him ... two hundred and fifty thousand pounds.
GUEST2:In general I thought Dave's food was good. But we spent too long discussing Sam's new curtains and not enough time talking about a third runway at Heathrow. I'm only going to give one hundred thousand pounds.
GUEST3:I'm actually a journalist for the Sunday Times. I'm going to give Dave a massive headache for the rest of the week.
V/Oh dear that leaves Dave behind Ed on the scoreboard but still well ahead of Nick. Tune in next time when one of the dishes will be Peter Cruddas's head on a plate.
THE END