Justin - Peter Cruddas resigned after he was filmed offering the services of David Cameron to potential investors. He claimed his time as Tory treasurer was difficult; well they do say pimping ain't easy. I expect underhanded, slimy actions from government officials but when you get fooled by journalists wearing fake beards its time to step down -and take a job at the Newsjack shop!
GRAMS: infomercial style music
V/O - Who would you most like to share an evening with?
Woman 1 - The Dalai Lama
V/O - Guess again
Woman 1 - Barack Obama
V/O - One more time
Woman 1 - Ant and or Dec
V/O - This is embarrassing. You can have lunch with Prime Minister David Cameron for the low low price of two hundred and fifty thousand pounds with many things included
Woman 1 - What if I want to shape future policies?
V/O - Included in the price
Woman 1 - Can I ask Mr. Cameron how he feels, as a millionaire, about the millionaire tax rate set by millionaires?
V/O - Its included in the price. And for a limited time only buy the Tories and get the Lib Dems free
Woman 1 - Can I punch Nick Clegg in one of his faces?
V/O - As long as you don't jump the queue. Please note side effects of meeting Cameron may involve vomiting, uncontrollable rage and erectile dysfunction
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