Laugh with the Uterus Week! Page 7

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 30 2012, 6:45 PM BST

Which is your favourite characterisation of him in fiction, Janette? He's been done a fair bit here and there I think. Mine is Mocata of The Devil Rides Out tho I don't know how much of him is in the characterisation tho, he is definitely some part of the model. Mocata is a very lurid figure. As was the public image of Crowley, a notorious man who was so for the purpose self publicity and fame, is that fair?

And on to Thelema, his sect. Do you practice free sex youreslf, or any other members when they meet? Sexual ritual? You might suddenly get some supporters here now if you tell them that side of it.

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I think that some people, like Crowley, are so naturally eccentric and intelligent (and wired up that way) that they cannot help but attract either fame or notoriety - especially if they are rich.

Crowley was a chess master...

Lol. Free sex? No... I'm still very chosey about who I go to bed with. However - to answer your question: the central Gnostic Mass is a public rite of the OTO which features a ritual sexual sacrament. Infact - the OTO mysteries are all about sexual practises and their power to alter consciousness and assist in the Great work.

Quote: Janette Fraser @ March 30 2012, 6:57 PM BST

the central Gnostic Mass is a public rite of the OTO which features a ritual sexual sacrament. Infact - the OTO mysteries are all about sexual practises and their power to alter consciousness and assist in the Great work.

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They're sex people Lynn!

(The Cathoic church frowns upon sex in church, unless you're a really cute altar boy.)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 30 2012, 7:03 PM BST

They're sex people Lynn!

(The Cathoic church frowns upon sex in church, unless you're a really cute altar boy.)

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So are the Buddhists. Did you know that the favourite story of the Dalai Lama's is about a 'crazy wisdom' adept called Drugpa Kunley? (I recommend - The Divine Madman). ;-)

An extract:

"Apa's Refuge in Sex

On his return from the Long Rong valley, the Lama entered an arid region which he named Lokthang Kyamo (Arid Land). Here he met an old man called Apa Gaypo Tenzin. The old man's sons had left home and all but his youngest daughter had married and gone to their husbands' homes, leaving him bored and with nothing to do except follow his devotions. He prostrated at the Lama's feet.
'I am most fortunate to meet you,' he told the Lama. 'My elder sons have established their own homes, my youngest son has entered a monastery, and my daughters have married. I am bored with life and need the teaching that will prepare me for death. Please instruct me.'
'Yah! Yah!' said Kunley pensively. 'I will teach you a Refuge Prayer' which you must recite whenever you think of me. There is one stricture which accompanies it - never discuss it with anyone.' And he taught the old man this Refuge which gives release from samsara.

'I take refuge in an old man's chastened penis, withered at the
root, fallen like a dead tree;
I take refuge in an old woman's flaccid vagina, collapsed,
impenetrable, and sponge-like;
I take refuge in the virile young tiger's Thunderbolt, rising proudly,
indifferent to death;
I take refuge in the maiden's Lotus, filling her with rolling bliss
waves, releasing her from shame and inhibition.'

'Remember to recite this Refuge whenever I enter your mind,' repeated the Lama.
'I thank you with all my heart,' Apa Gaypo said fervently. 'Now please teach me a prayer that will strengthen my aspiration.'
The Lama taught him this:

'The branches of the Great Eastern Tree grow and grow,
But the foliage's spread depends on the tree's roots' extent.
Drukpa Kunley's penis head may stick, stick in a small vagina,
But tightness depends upon the size of the penis.
Apa Gaypo's urge to gain Buddhahood is strong, so strong,
But the scale of his achievement depends upon the strength of his
devotion.' etc. etc. "

I mean... what adult isn't a sex person, really?

Why did the Llama cross the road...

Quote: rwayne @ March 30 2012, 7:16 PM BST

Why did the Llama cross the road...

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To see where the camel had gone.

How many of these proselytisation threads have you started, "Janette"?

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ March 30 2012, 7:39 PM BST

How many of these proselytisation threads have you started, "Janette"?

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I don't follow you, Ting?

I just posted (crediting your individual efforts) all of your Uterus jokes and the Thelemite ones too - on Heruraha.net. I just want to say, from all of us, a big 'THANK YOU!' Our book tells us that 'every man and woman' is a star, and there are some wonderful bright star's around here. It's been a pleasure and a joy. <3

http://www.heruraha.net/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=9283&p=60608#p60608

Quote: sootyj @ March 30 2012, 6:03 PM BST

Men with out hats, famusly made white whitches dance at their command

Wiccan dance if we want to

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Brilliant!

Quote: Janette Fraser @ March 30 2012, 9:09 PM BST

I just posted (crediting your individual efforts) all of your Uterus jokes and the Thelemite ones too - on Heruraha.net. I just want to say, from all of us, a big 'THANK YOU!' Our book tells us that 'every man and woman' is a star, and there are some wonderful bright star's around here. It's been a pleasure and a joy. <3

http://www.heruraha.net/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=9283&p=60608#p60608

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Well, not quite sure what all that was about but it seemed harmless enough?

This is my level when talking about Mr Crowley . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bbfGWGZ6NM

This was fun

can we do the ovaries next?

Quote: sootyj @ March 31 2012, 12:46 AM BST

This was fun

can we do the ovaries next?

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I've got an ovary,

About ten budgies and a couple of love birds.

It's fun!

Quote: Janette Fraser @ March 29 2012, 2:22 PM BST

Aleister Crowley wanted all Thelemites to start our letters with - "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law" and end our letters with "Love is the law, love under will." But Frater Achad discovered this enumerated to those '93's' - so now we just write them instead for brevities sake. :-)

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93,

But only on the first post. I, for one, feel insulted.

93 93/93

Quote: Janette Fraser @ March 30 2012, 9:09 PM BST

I just posted (crediting your individual efforts) all of your Uterus jokes and the Thelemite ones too - on Heruraha.net. I just want to say, from all of us, a big 'THANK YOU!' Our book tells us that 'every man and woman' is a star, and there are some wonderful bright star's around here. It's been a pleasure and a joy. <3

http://www.heruraha.net/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=9283&p=60608#p60608

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Well a credit is a credit after all isn't it?..isn't it?