2 STORMTROOPERS ARE BOREDLY MOPPING A CORRIDOR ON THE DEATH STAR STORM TROOPER 2 IS SMOKING A FAG (AND IS A BIT CHUBBY HE HAS A STRING VEST OVER HIS ARMOUR)
ST1
Put that joy stick out 1324, you know smokings banned.
ST2
That's one I'm talking about. I'm sick of these interstellar health and safety bleeding dictats. Why are we getting pushed around by the bleeding Imperial senate eh eh? What did we fight in the Clone wars for?
ST1
Well I'm a none smoker. Besides the Emperor disolved the senate?
ST2
I blame the Jedi. There's an interstellar Jedi conspiracy, they control all the space merchant guilds and the banks.
ST1
We bloody exterminated all the Jedi, you're just ignorant you are.
ST2
That's just what they want you to believe. And what about gay protocol droids? It's not just the binary language of moisture evaporators they want to translate.
ST1
What do they want to translate?
ST2
You're bum. I heard 2355 went to one of their parties and was found dead the next day in a garbage shoot. He had an R2 unit shoved half way up his arse but because all the moffs are gay and Jedi they covered it up.
ST1
I want a transfer you're just an idiot. We're flying around the gallaxy blowing up every planet who disagrees with us, there is no conspiracy!
ST2
I heard the emperor is actually a Jedi.
DARTH VADER WALKS UP
DARTH VADER
Put that bloody fag out. This space station was supposed to be fully operational last week! If we're late blowing up Alderan I'll replace you all with Ewoks.
ST1
Sorry Lord Vader we will work harder!
DARTH VADER STRIDES OFF
ST2
Bloody creep. Can't believe you took that from him, he's black as the ace of Spades.
ST2'S HEAD BLOWS UP IN A FORCE EXPLOSION
ST1 STARTS MOPPING UP THE BLOODY MESS
ST1
Bloody Sith lords this is going to take ages to get clean.