NJ didn't even make it to submission

Just a bit of fun...

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Desperate writer: (Whispers) Psst. Lewis? Lewis. Oy. Fat Scots Bloke.

Lewis:What?

DW: (Whispers) Sssh! Come here.

LewisK.

DW: I've got something for you. It's a script.

Lewis: You know the rules. All sketches must be in by 12pm Monday. I'lI can't take this. It's too late.

DW: What about a little encouragement to make sure the producers see it?

Lewis:What do you have in mind?

DW:A small consideration (Rustle of money).

Lewis:That's a very small consideration.

DW:I'm a comedy writer. I don't make a living out of it.

Lewis:Well, I'm not sure that I'd even show the script to Justin for what you're offering.

DW:How much are you after?

Lewis:Treble.

DW:Treble? For that much I be expecting you to pass it to the Now Show. I might ...just might be able to go to double.

Lewisouble is it. And how are you paying?

DW:Have to be by card.

Lewis:That'll do nicely.