I animated a couple of sketches back in 2008 which was to be the start of a web series, then I got distracted. I've finally written the 3rd episode, lemme know if you like.
Episode 2 (although not essential to watch): http://www.shoepie.co.uk/33/
STEVE
Hi Brian, I just wondered if you'd read that report I sent you?
BRIAN
Which one was that?
STEVE
The Forecast Sales Assesment Review?
BRIAN
Oh Jesus Christ Steve! Of course I haven't read it! That sounds like the most boring thing ever written.
STEVE
Oh...
BRIAN
If you want me to read this shit, you'd better start making it more enticing. Look here, this is big Dave's annual review.
BRIAN SPINS HIS LAPTOP ROUND TO SHOW STEVE THE EXAMPLE
BRIAN
First up, the front cover has a photograph of a large breasted woman firing a machine gun. ...and immediately I'm intrigued.
STEVE
Wait...isn't that Maureen from Accounts?
BRIAN SPINS HIS LAPTOP BACK TO HIMSELF
BRIAN
So I read the title of the report and it's called "Tits and Statistics". And every other page has a photo of a chick with a cracking set of Bangers. It's a real page turner.
BRIAN STARTS CLICKING THROUGH THE OBSCENE REPORT
BRIAN
Page 1, a photo of some tits. Page 2, a photo of some tits. Page 3...
STEVE
A photo of some tits?
BRIAN
No! It's a Pie chart. ....but the Pie is a massive Tit! Take your Foreskin Sales Arse... whatever it is, away and jazz it up a bit.
STEVE
OK... and by Jazz you mean....?
BRIAN
Tits! And plenty of them.
STEVE
Right, it's just. You do realise that we have to present this report to the shareholders?
BRIAN
Oh... Well that changes everything.
STEVE
I thought it might.
BRIAN
Throw a couple of Cocks in there for the ladies.
