Justin - The archbishop of Canterbury has announced he will resign in December - forcing many to speculate he has taken on the role of Santa Claus. But before he steps down he handed his resignation into the omnipresent all knowing Supreme Governor of the Church of England; the Queen
F/X door creaking
Archbishop - Sorry to bother you but I have some news, your majesty
QUEEN speaks with a gruff cockney voice
Queen - I heard!
Archbishop - I know it may not seem like it but it's for the best
Queen - Don't spit in my tea and tell me its sugar! I remember when you were a little boy in Wales
Archbishop - I didn't know you then
Queen - Don't interrupt me! You dreamed of one day becoming Archbishop Of Canterbury. I made that a reality and this is how you repay me?
Archbishop - I can't take it anymore
Queen - Is it the gay marriage issue?
Archbishop - No. its..
Queen - Are you having spiritual doubts?
Archbishop - No, I'm tired of wearing a dress!
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