Justin - The Duchess Of Cambridge, the one who has a sister with a bum, embarked on her first solo military mission on St Patrick's day. We are very lucky to be joined by the Duchess and one of the First Battalion Irish Guards; Sgt O'Casual-Racism. Welcome. I'd just like to say how honoured we are that you have joined us, Duchess
Duchess - (Responds but is so posh it is incomprehensible)
Justin - Sorry?
Duchess - (Responds but is so posh it is incomprehensible/ Laughs.)
Justin - (Unsure) Its the way you tell 'em. Sgt how did you feel about the day?
Sgt. - (Responds but is so Irish it is incomprehensible)
Justin - I'm sorry but I'm having trouble understanding you both
BOTH speak at the same time and are both incomprehensible
Justin - Indeed. I think we should wrap things up now. Thanks again for joining us
Duchess - Thank you
Sgt. - Thank you
Justin - While your comprehensible, Duchess can I have your sisters phone number because erm I want some advice about my rear of the year entry
Duchess - Zero. Seven. (Rest of the number of incomprehensible)
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