JUSTINThere's been an "increase in obese police", and some say that fat coppers should suffer pay cuts.
There have been many songs about this sort of problem; who can forget Boney M's classic "By the Blubbers of Babylon", Dennis Potter's "The Minging Detective," or anything featuring phat beats. But most famous of all must be:
[TO THE TUNE OF "LAUGHING POLICEMAN"]
I know a fat old policeman,
He's really quite a size,
He can't catch any crim'nals 'cos
He's eaten all the pies,
They'll dock some of his wages,
And leave him rather poor,
'Cos it's too easy to escape
The fat arm of the law!
Oh, ha ha ha (etc.)
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But not for NJ