Ed Miliband's Office
A PRESS CONFERENCE IS TAKING PLACE.
POLICE OFFICER:
So in conclusion, I can confirm that Ed Miliband's office was broken into at around 7 O'clock yesterday evening. Now, if anyone has any questions they'd like to ask? Yes!
JOURNALIST:
Samantha Batty - Sunday Times. Officer, do you have any information regarding the intruders' motivation?
POLICE OFFICER:
Well, we believe they were trying to uncover the details of Mr Miliband's five-year plan for the Labour Party; although unfortunately for them - their search proved fruitless.
JOURNALIST:
How come?
POLICE OFFICER:
Because he doesn't have one!
