Tom Martin's Diary
JUSTIN:
An attempt to sue the London School of Economics for being biased against men; has been shot down faster than you can say... frivolous litigation. The lawsuit was filed by a former mature student, who claimed amongst other things that the library chairs were too hard for male students... which is of course a subtle way of saying that women have fat arses. However, it turns out that the LSE isn't the only recipient of Tom Martin's ire, as his diary reveals.
V/O:
The diary of Tom Martin. Monday!
TOM:
Saw an advert on telly about ovarian cancer. But surprise, surprise - it was aimed at women! Clearly, the NHS doesn't give a hoot about men's ovaries - which in my book; makes it an anti-male institution!
V/O:
Tuesday!
TOM:
Went out to a bar, and was perturbed to discover that it was ladies' night! Despite women outnumbering men by a ratio of 2:1, I still ended up going home alone... which in my book; makes the place an anti-male drinking establishment!
V/O:
Wednesday!
TOM:
Today I emulated Rosa Parks by refusing to give up my bus seat for a pregnant woman. However, unlike her, my heroism was subjected to a media blackout, with not even the local newspaper hack showing his face at the scene. Which in my book; is proof that there's a pervasive anti-male bias in the media!
V/O:
Friday!
TOM:
Had sex last night... which was unusual. Failed to notice any examples of anti-male discrimination as I went about my day... which was also unusual! It's almost as if there's a correlation!
