British Comedy Guide

Jokes for celebs

Here's a crap idea I had for writing jokes that one could potentially sell to a celeb.

I might write it up for Amock or something.

Or not.

Any one got anything funnier to add?(probable) that they can be bothered to write? (unlikely)

GARY GLITTER

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Are your parents in?

JORDAN

What's black and white and red all over?
My kids after I've slapped them around.

First one is Laughing out loud

Second one is :|

So Will fancy going out on a date with my pomeranian Cedric and myself.

Quote: Will Cam @ March 22 2012, 11:22 PM GMT

First one is Laughing out loud

Second one is :|

Pah

What's George Osbourne and Megan Fox got in common?
Everyone gets f**ked by their red box

Why is Tulisa for blowjobs

Because her fannys Tooloosa for sex

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