INT. HOME. LIVING ROOM.
MAN:
I think I'll head out for a spot of metal detecting love.
WOMAN:
But it's half ten at night, it's pitch black outside.
MAN:
Well, there's less people about, I've got a miner's helmet anyway.
CUT TO EXT: CLOSE UP OF MAN'S HEAD WEARING MINER'S HELMET OUTSIDE IN THE DARK.
FX BLEEP.
MAN: (to himself)
Here we go.
CAMERA PAN DOWN TO SHOW MAN IS AT A GRAVEYARD. HE STARTS TO USE A SPADE.
MAN: (to himself)
Thank God this a freshly dug grave.... FX THUD... yep, that's the casket alright... I'll prise open the lid... Wow! I've hit the jackpot.
CUT TO COFFIN. INSIDE LIES A DEAD RAPPER. THE MAN IS OPENING HIS LIPS TO REVEAL A FULL SET OF GOLD DENTURES.