Really wasn't sure whether to post this. If you're offended by racist language, this isn't for you.
ANNOUNCER: "Welcome to the First Racial (not Racist) Olympics! We start with the 109 yard sprint or the 100 metres if you're unfortunate enough to be from Europe, and remember to go back to where you came from. In Lane 1 we have a wog from Kenya! Lane 2 a cheese eating surrender monkey from France! Lane 3 an indigenous Briton from Briton! And finally in Lane 4, a Paki from Bangladesh! Shit."
(If it can be done better (or good) without racist terms I'd love to hear it.)
