DEAL OR NO DEAL
NOEL: A quarter of a million pound. Twenty-two sealed boxes. One question. Welcome to Deal or No Deal.
AUDIENCE APPLAUSE IS INTERRUPTED BY A FEMALE PRODUCER.
PRODUCER: Sorry Noel. Sorry. Just so you know, as this show doesn't contain any elements of skill, it means everyone here is gambling without a licence, so we've had to change a part of the show.
NOEL: Oh right. What's that then?
PRODUCER: Well to add a bit of actual skill to the game, now the contestant has to try and make a deal with a real life banker.
NOEL: But...that's impossible.
PRODUCER: You're telling me. This week it's Barry from Halifax. They've just raised their mortgage rates. Best of luck.