Justin -Cameron has been pushing hard to make adoption quicker - which is more than adding some go faster stripes to the Bill. When the changes are implemented adoption could take as little as three months rather than the current average of two and a half years. Newsjack films imagines where this may lead
V/O - In a world virtually identical to this world
Woman 1 - I think I want to adopt a child
F/X wall being knocked down
Bill - Madam I will cut throw the bureaucracy with my scissors of justice and speed up your adoption with my accelerator of righteousness
Woman 1 - Sorry?
V/O - He will not stop until all children are placed in different homes
Woman 1 - (CON/T) He's adorable. Is he from the orphanage?
Bill - Sort of. He was in a pram outside poundland
V/O - Whether they want to be or not
F/X music signaling an announcement in a supermarket
Woman 2 - (Through a public address system) We have a young boy who appears to have been separated from his mother
F/X BILL flying in
Bill - I will take this waif and place him in a loving home
Woman 2 - I think that's his mother coming now
Bill - There's no time to spare!
F/X BILL flying away with child
V/O - Where there is a need he'll be there. Where there is a child he'll be there. Where there is lax security he'll be there
Bill - You poor unloved child what are you doing standing on this street outside a building with murals on the walls and hop scotch in the yard?
Man 1 - I teach Geography, mate
Bill - Come with me
F/X BILL flying away with MAN 1
V/O - Coming soon to theatres the man, the myth, the legend, Adoption Bill. Inspired by events that may or may not happen