British Comedy Guide

Newsjack: Pub Quiz

FX: BAR NOISE

DAVE:Er, Einstein?

MATE:No.

DAVE:Blue Whale?

MATE:Nah.

DAVE:Madonna?

MATE:No, Dave, what's the absolute pinnacle of evolution?

DAVE:(Suddenly clicks) Oh, you mean ...?

MATE:Yeah! Middle-aged men!

END

It's a bit confusing this one. What was the story?

Dan

http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/paul-vallely-thats-me--at-the-pinnacle-of-evolution-7554564.html

It was in several broadsheets, research about the middle-aged, often referring to men in particular, being the pinnacle of evolution. Clearly needed a Justin intro, I guess, but unfortunately that wouldn't really work with this kind of reveal quickie. I just need to find better-known stories, I guess.

I was baffled - a news story I missed.

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