NJ reject: Sturgeon's boasting

Justin intro:

This week Nicola Sturgeon, Deputy Scottish First Minister declared that Scottish independence would "end poverty". To discuss this claim, I'm joined by her now. Nicola Sturgeon, this is all just a huge fantasy, isn't it?

Nicola Sturgeon:

Hello Justin. No it's a certainty. I've checked it out too

Justin:

Who with?

Nicola Sturgeon:

My boyfriend. Brad Pitt.  

Justin:

Ok. Brad Pitt. I think I can see the way this one is going. Any other claims for Scottish independence? Scotland to win the World Cup?

Nicola Sturgeon:

Absolutely.

Justin:

Glasgow to be the new Rio de Janeiro?

Nicola Sturgeon:

It practically is already.

Justin:

Alex Salmond to finally stop talking?

Nicola Sturgeon:

Oh come now, be realistic.

Hi Jack

Solid idea but I don't think it's funny enough and it's a bit telegraphed in where it's going.

Dan

Fair enough - "I think I can see the way this one is going." was supposed to be telegraph with knowing postmodernism, but funny would have been better

Liked it. Fan of the occasional bit of post-modernism (or whatever. I'm sure there's a better term but brain is blank).

Sturgeon, Salmond?

SOUNDS A BIT FISHY!!!