Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Well, for starters, it wasn't a chicken. It was someone dressed up in a chicken costume, a human sized chicken if you will. This dressed up human sized chicken was outside a school helping kids cross the road. It was in fact a lollipop man/woman dressed up in the chicken costume. Why was a lollipop man/woman dressed up as a chicken? Because it was National Dress Up As A Chicken Day for those employed in the lollipop industry.

My dog has got no nose. Yet, against all odds he managed to get gainful employment working as a sniffer dog. Fair play to him.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cos it dissed his mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because I ate him, and he's in my tummy now and I live across the road

The chicken crossed the road because it's a stupid c**t that should realise hens don't cross roads. Hens go in trucks to Tesco.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cos the green man was flashing...he wasn't stupid you know.

Because it was the pope dressed up in a chicken costume and in true pope style he 'crossed' the road with his hand, then he kneeled down and kissed it (the road that is).

Why did the chicken cross The Road?

Because he said Cormac McCarthy was a c**t.

Ha!

Chick N, the rapstar chicken had been returning from the dentists having had a row of gold dentures fitted to keep in with his bling image, when a teeth thief on the other side of the road armed with a large magnet forced Chick N to cross the road.

Because the Vegans welcomed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because there was something inside just egging her on.

Because the pelican was cross with him.

Toucan play at that game.

There was a big Cock chasing her?

But wasn't she the sort that henny cock will dooooo?