A CONFERENCE ROOM THE ASSEMBLED PRESS ARE WATCHING A LECTERN
BEHIND IS A BLACK BOARD WITH
"Big Foot" written on it.
A US PARK RANGER ADRESSES THE AUDIENCE.
RANGER
And now Arthur Pilchard will speak to the press about his experience of having been kidnapped by Bigfoot.
ARTHUR PILCHARD STANDS IN FRONT OF THE PRESS
JOURNO1
Mr Pilchard was Bigfoot intelligent?
JOURNO2
Mr Pilchard is Bigfoot an alien?
JOURNO3
Mr Pilchard is Bigfoot a Christian.
ARTHUR PILCHARD TAKES OUT A PIECE OF CHALK AND WRITES ON THE BOARD
"Proper name Big Foot Long Cock"
ARTHUR PILCHARD LIMPS OFF THE STAGE
