A TV STUDIO RONNY RED AND PETE CAPITALIST ARE BEING INTERVIEWED BY JOHN SNOW
JOHN
Tonight we have with us 2 of the leading economic experts in the world. Ronnie Red author of Top Marx. And Pete Capitalist leader of the conservatist think tank "f**k the poor."
We're expecting quite a debate on the cause of the current economic crisis.
RONNY
Well you won't get one.
JOHN
I beg your pardon?
PETE
Yes we had a big meeting of all the economists in the world of all political persusasions.
RONNY
In the end it only took us 5 minutes to assertain the cause of the economic crisis.
JOHN
I see and what is the cause? Peek oil? Global pyramid economic structures? War?
RONNY
Oh John your so old fashioned.
PETE
Yes those causes are so last week. No the economic disaster has been caused by Arthur Pilchard of 37 Percival Street Croyden.
RONNY
And unfortunately he must die.
JOHN
How can the entire complex integrated economic system be ruined by one man? And why will his death solve it.
RONNY
Basically when people think about money; they think about credit, money, trade units etc.
PETE
When infact it's a vast God like dragon beast and Arthur angered it. Enraged it.
JOHN
Thus causing death, poverty and destitution on a biblical scale. How did he do it?
PETE
Last year he said to his wife Agnes Prewitt whilst shopping in Tescos "I don't understand why these beans are so expensive?"
JOHN
Blasphemy! Arthur Prewitt must die!
RONNY
Kill the unbeliever!
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ARTHUR PREWITT IS WATCHING THE TELLY, MRS PREWITT WALKS IN WITH A ROLLING PIN,
MRS PREWITT
Arthur Prewitt you are for it!
MRS PREWITT PULLS BACK THE CURTAINS THERE ARE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE WINDOW WITH TORCHES AND BLUNT OBJECTS
THEY WOULD APPEAR TO WANT TO KILL ARTHUR PREWITT