Sootyj the signage business master

SCENE1

THE GOODYEAR BLIMP IS TETHERED TO A MOORING POST

A NERVY BUSINESS MAN IS OFFERING IT LARGE SUMS OF MONEY

IN THE BACK GROUND 20 HORNY JAPANESE BUSINESS MEN STAND AROUND LOOKING STEREOTYPICAL

BUSINESS MAN
C'mon I promised Mr Nakotomi and his colleagues a good time. Just talk to me, I'll make it 5000 smackers for the night?

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A PIMP IN A BIG HAT, PLATFORM SHOES AND A FAKE FUR COAT IS STAGGERING DOWN A DODGY STREET WITH 3 FAT AMERICAN TOURISTS ON HIS BACK

SEVERAL SKANY HOES ARE LAUGHING AT HIM

TOURIST
Gee whilikers this tour aint what the guide promised

PIMP
When I get these mofos off my back I'm so gonna pimp slap you bitches

SCENE 3

SOOTYJ IS LOOKING EMBARASSEDLY AT 2 SIGNS

"Blimp ride" and "Pimp ride"

Um - a bit weak by your standards I'm afraid Sooty.

Yeh and my standards are pretty poor.

But well I dunno the idea of mistaking a pimp for a blimp amused me.

Hell, not heard of a blimp, is it the goodyear guy? (too knackered to Google) but I like it...the descriptions are funny and bring it to life, it'd make a good cartoon.

Have you thought about Gav animating some of your signage jokes?

(Sorry Gav.)

Nah he's about to hit the big time

And I don't mean punch Big Ben

Nah he's about to hit the big time

And I don't mean punch Big Ben