Briefly.
And I'm not entirely sure it was actually a hat.
He came in the animals 2 by 2 Page 2
How very dare you, that was my bestest tea cosy... I mean, funky hipster hat, with postmodern spout because it like reflects the dichotomy of being inside and outside at different points in the day
Quote: Timbo @ February 24 2012, 6:22 PM GMTNo, it is natural selection of the most fanciable; the dinosaurs were doomed to extinction by fat thighs and poor personal grooming; whereas any red-blooded biblical prophet would go with a hartebeest.
Great sketch too Soots.
Regardless of the uncomfortable premise.
I do think there's a good idea there.
And I think it could work with a slightly different approach.
Marry me Steve Sunshine!
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 24 2012, 10:16 PM GMTRegardless of the uncomfortable premise.
I do think there's a good idea there.
And I think it could work with a slightly different approach.
Is that a yes?
Ask me on the 29th.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 24 2012, 10:16 PM GMTAnd I think it could work with a slightly different approach.
What other approaches are there for shagging an animal?
I think giving it a carrot and running around the back is the classic and little improved upon.
Quote: Chappers @ February 25 2012, 4:22 PM GMTWhat other approaches are there for shagging an animal?
I believe the accepted norm is in Wellington boots
Sootyj, seriously, is this a Newsjack idea? I might have missed the story cos I haven't read Genesis for ages.
nah bit of fun
that and a serious religious message for you unbelievers.
I like it btw, apart from when you reveal stuff the audience has already got.
Quote: AJGO @ February 24 2012, 9:28 PM GMT
I hadn't realised the ominous undertones of the sketch. Me and keewik need an emergency meeting asap
Let's peck the bastard!
Quote: AJGO @ February 24 2012, 9:54 PM GMTI wore my hat yesterday! You are ripping the tissue of imagination apart, my friend, the whole tissue
That wasn't a hat. It was a very disappointing head covering.
Quote: Badge @ February 25 2012, 10:22 PM GMTI like it btw, apart from when you reveal stuff the audience has already got.
And this about the sketch I'm afraid.
Quote: sootyj @ February 24 2012, 4:57 PM GMTNOAH IS STANDING INFRONT OF A GIANT ARK
HE IS HANDING A BIG BAG OF MONEY OVER TO ANOTHER MAN (ROD)ROD
Well I got them, 2 of every kind of animal in all the world.NOAH
And they're secure?ROD
They're caged in place, you monster.NOAH
Look if I want to f**k 2 of every kind of animal in creation in a big wooden boat that's my business. Capiche?ROD
What ever hand over the sheckels.NOAH MAN HANDS OVER A BIG SACK OF MONEY
NOAH
1 billion sheckels as agreed. And no dinosaurs or unicorns right? They're so ugly they make my dinkle slack.ROD
Yeh, yeh no dinosaurs or unicorns you animal molesting monster. I dread to think the kind of world you could create.JOAN OF ARK APPEARS
JOAN OF ARK
What's bloody going on? Where have all our savings gone? Who sold the business and what is that awful smell of animal shit?ROD
I'm off.ROD RUNS OFF
NOAH
I just felt like building a giant wooden boat and stuffing it with 2 of every animal.JOAN OF ARK
To have sex with you flipping perv.NOAH
Nah babes nothing like that.JOAN OF ARK
Then why?IT STARTS TO RAIN HEAVILY
NOAH
God told me to do it.A VELOCARAPTOR ON A UNICORN RIDES UP
NOAH
Piss off ugly